Random Question

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You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Do you think I'm going to tease the goat until it turns around and kicks me up out of the well and use the slinky to break my fall? What am I, a clown? That is so not going to happen.

I sacrifice the goat to the Great Old Ones and the slinky and I exchange bodies. As the slinky I walk up the wall. They can do that, right? Then, once I'm out of the well, we revert to our own bodies. The goat's ghost blames the slinky, and they fight at the bottom of the well for all eternity.