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What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

What is this? Are these the girl questions?

Since I don't live in a fairy tale, I have to take into account what a moldering, verminous, disgusting wreck our little house would be. How would I camoflage myself? How about as a cockroach? Or a rat?

No, what I think I'll do is spin around and disperse my protoplasm into ten thousand modules so I can not only conceal myself but scare away all contenders as a swarm of fake army ants.

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