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Long, drawn-out, indistinct booming as thunderstorms prowl up and down the Hudson Valley. No matter how hard it rains, the air stays hot. Welcome to 21st century weather. When a storm passes overhead, the windows darken as if night was falling. Time to cheer myself up by hijacking yet another random question from the profile page template.

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

Waiting for a good question? Anyway, I always grab a plastic basket instead and zoom between the slow moving carts like a motorcycle in a traffic jam. It's part of the cheap bitch diet.

Now that I'm thinking about shopping, I am hungry. I could go for my favorite sandwich right now: sliced turkey and jalapeno Monterey Jack cheese in a whole wheat pita. The cheese obviates the need for a condiment, so it's easy to make, and the pita holds it together well enough that I can eat it while surfing the web.

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Just a couple of screen captures for the cool new images-only thread over at the Rigorous Intuition board. If you don't recognize the source, I'll get around to it when I discuss my favorite movies.

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What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

What is this? Are these the girl questions?

Since I don't live in a fairy tale, I have to take into account what a moldering, verminous, disgusting wreck our little house would be. How would I camoflage myself? How about as a cockroach? Or a rat?

No, what I think I'll do is spin around and disperse my protoplasm into ten thousand modules so I can not only conceal myself but scare away all contenders as a swarm of fake army ants.

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It seems I can't upload an image to my profile page, but I can upload one here and link to it.

In case you don't recognize her, this is Sailor Moon's academic nemesis, Miss Haruna. Don't forget who you're talking to.

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Why waste this on my profile, where readers will just get sick of it anyway, when I can wring a whole post out of it?

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

Why would I want to maintain a secret identity? That's a very marketable ability. Imagine the value to banks, lawyers, and corporations. I'd just have to watch out that I don't get kidnapped by an intelligence agency.

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