Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Random Question

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Misky,

Thank you for the wind-up maple syrup dispenser. The way it lurches around the breakfast table pouring syrup on pancakes and waffles is darling. Unfortunately, every time I serve eggs it tries to fertilize them.

Your loving niece,

Ouish

Sunday, September 24, 2006

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Thursday, September 21, 2006

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From Bruce Sterling:

I Saw the Best Minds of my Generation Destroyed by Google

Los Angeles, 2026.

Ted got busted because we do graffiti. Losing Ted was a big setback, as Ted was the only guy in our gang who knew how to steal aerosol spray cans. As potent instruments of teenage social networking, aerosol spray cans have "high abuse potential". So spray cans are among the many things us teenagers can't buy, like handguns, birth control, alcohol, cigarettes and music with curse words.

I tried hard to buy us another spray can. I'm a street poet, so really, I tried. I walked up to the mall-store register, disguised in my Dad's business jacket, with cash in hand. They're cheap, aerosol spray cans. Beautiful colours of paint, just screaming to get sprayed someplace public where everybody has to see what's on our minds. The store wouldn't sell me the can. The e-commerce system simply would not allow that transaction. The screen just went gray and stayed gray.

That creepy "differential permissioning" sure saves a lot of trouble for grown-ups. Increasing chunks of the world are just... magically off limits. It's a weird new regime where every mall and every school and every bus and train and jet is tagged and tracked and ambient and pervasive and ubiquitous and geolocative... Jesus, I love those words... Where was I?

Right. We teenagers have to live in "controlled spaces". Radio-frequency ID tags, real-time locative systems, global positioning systems, smart doorways, security videocams. They "protect" us kids, from imaginary satanic drug dealer terrorist mafia predators. We're "secured". We're juvenile delinquents with always-on cellphone nannies in our pockets. There's no way to turn them off. The internet was designed without an off-switch.

So my pal Ted, who stupidly loved to tag his own name on the walls, got sent to reform school, where the security is insanely great. Me, I had a much higher grade-point average than Ted, but with no handy Ted to steal spray cans, the words of the prophet have vanished from the subway walls. So much for my campaign to cover the town with graffiti street-stencils of my favourite teen pop stars: George Orwell and Aldous Huxley.

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Monday, September 11, 2006

Postmodernism

Once, centuries ago, you died in the same world you were born into. The world changed, but slowly. Then it began to change more quickly.

The important thing is how much it changed during an individual lifetime.

First, people noticed that everything was changing. That was the nineteenth century, the era of progress. Then, in the twentieth century, they noticed that everything was changing. The amount of change in a lifetime had become complete. The world you were born in completely disappeared during your life, replaced by another one. This was not mere progress, even when the change was for the better, and often it wasn't. Even when there was a net benefit, there was the old world dead, its wreckage washed up on the beach in "The Waste Land" and Ulysses. And the new world coming? Utopia or dystopia? That was the modern experience. Modernism was the response.

And still the rate of change increased.

Why should that make a difference, once the amount of change in a lifetime had become complete? But it did. Not only did everything change, but it had time to change again. In a different direction.

Modern change was linear. It had authority. There was the old and the new. The present moment could be split into the residual, the dominant, and the emergent. This new kind of change was different. In it, the new is soon old, and not in a linear way. There, standing in the shadow of the new new, this new, the old of the future, is no longer the verdict of history upon the old old; it lacks finality. In a way, the death of the futuristic. This new kind of change is, to use the term that sums it up in one nuclear paradox, post-modern. That which is in response to it is postmodernism.

The first evidence of the postmodern I noticed was in politics, around 1980, when conservatives spun reaction as an emergent force, and liberalism and progressivism, seemingly emergent by definition, as residual -- old-fashioned, obsolete, in the process of being left behind. What was residual and emergent was now the subject of unlimited interpretation, no longer determined by a historical narrative. A moment of intellectual vertigo, epitomized by the claim that what I had thought was reality was just another religion, namely "secular humanism," that deserved no priveleges over the others.

Postmodern politics weren't inherently reactionary, but, at first, the reactionary kind stood out more clearly as something new: the election of Thatcher and Reagan, the Iranian revolution and Khomeini, the mass enthusiasm for the new pope, John Paul II. These did share a characteristic of postmodernity: the need for something unchanging, permanent, timeless, to cling to. I don't say that in a patronizing way. It's frightening. A world where everything is insecure.

Art, also freed from historical narrative, ranged through time and global space. I'm thinking of movies and pop music, but the same is true of high culture. In pop, the new thing was postmodern groups like Talking Heads and Blondie, deeply into revivalism and global sounds.

This essay began in my mind with a thought about two common words, "classic" and "quirky," that aren't obviously significant or connected with each other. I hear them a lot. I read them a lot in magazines. My thought was, that they are significant, connected, and very postmodern. Something -- a shoe, a screen persona, a building, a food -- is "classic" if it is self-contained enough to retain its effect in spite of the endless, corrosive change going on around it. Something, usually some art object like an indie movie, is "quirky" -- by implication, merely "quirky" -- if it has an individual quality that deviates from the aesthetic dominant. Before postmodernization, such a work, if it was good, would have been emergent -- "advanced," "progressive." But the emergent, as a category, no longer exists. The aesthetic spectrum is no longer a line between past and future but a plane or space with a center, typified if not defined by the "classic," and an edge, occupied by, among others, the "quirky."

In postmodern politics, the argument over what is and isn't progress can be replaced by other, more substantial criteria -- fairness, say, or justice. Postmodern art is more problematic. Maybe we can say that it has to be invented by each artist, and that is as it should be.

Futurelessness has a great future. While the rate of change in the physical world may be slowed down by dwindling resources and negative consequences, the technology of cultural change -- communications, knowledge, the information systems of the symbolic order -- is sure to expand. In other words, change is here to stay.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Random Question

What spells can you cast with magic markers?

10. Draw notes on keys, remotes, and other small objects: when you're looking for one, the note plays.

9. Get TV shows renewed or cancelled by writing letter grades on the screen.

8. Spy on people from afar by drawing eyes and ears on their walls.

7. For insomnia, write Zs on a pillow; as soon as you lay your head on it, you fall asleep.

6. Draw videogames that work.

5. Flavor water by drawing fruit on the glass.

4. Better than a joy buzzer: draw fangs on your palm.

3. Write a spell with a waterproof marker and stay dry in the rain.

2. Make people think you're crazy just by drawing weird patterns on your face.

1. Use highlighter on your monitor screen and the text you mark becomes funny.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

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Monday, September 04, 2006

Random Question

Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.

Isadora Duncan.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

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An artist does not know that he is advance-guard, he must be told so or learn it from the reaction of the audience. All original composition -- classical, standard, or advance-guard -- occurs at the limits of the artist's knowledge, feelings, and technique. Being a spontaneous act, it risks, supported by what one has already grown up to, something unknown. The action of all art accepts an inner problem and concentrates on a sensuous medium. Obviously if one has an inner problem, one does not know beforehand the coming solution of it; and concentrating on the medium, one is surprised beyond oneself. Art-working is always just beyond what one can control, and the thing "does not turn out the way I planned." (In the best cases it is just beyond what one can control, and one has indeed learned to control the previous adventures up to that point, has acquired, as the ancients used to say, the habit of art that now again, in act, is in a present and therefore novel urgency.)

-- Paul Goodman, "Advance-Guard Writing in America: 1900-1950" (1951)

Saturday, September 02, 2006

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From Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Cannabis:

Top 10 Pot Studies the Government Wishes It Had Never Funded

10) MARIJUANA USE HAS NO EFFECT ON MORTALITY A massive study of California HMO members funded by the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) found marijuana use caused no significant increase in mortality. Tobacco use was associated with increased risk of death. Sidney, S et al. Marijuana Use and Mortality. American Journal of Public Health. Vol. 87 No. 4, April 1997. p. 585-590. Sept. 2002.

9) HEAVY MARIJUANA USE AS A YOUNG ADULT WON’T RUIN YOUR LIFE Veterans Affairs scientists looked at whether heavy marijuana use as a young adult caused long-term problems later, studying identical twins in which one twin had been a heavy marijuana user for a year or longer but had stopped at least one month before the study, while the second twin had used marijuana no more than five times ever. Marijuana use had no significant impact on physical or mental health care utilization, health-related quality of life, or current socio-demographic characteristics. Eisen SE et al. Does Marijuana Use Have Residual Adverse Effects on Self-Reported Health Measures, Socio-Demographics or Quality of Life? A Monozygotic Co-Twin Control Study in Men. Addiction. Vol. 97 No. 9. p.1083-1086. Sept. 1997

8) THE "GATEWAY EFFECT" MAY BE A MIRAGE Marijuana is often called a "gateway drug" by supporters of prohibition, who point to statistical "associations" indicating that persons who use marijuana are more likely to eventually try hard drugs than those who never use marijuana — implying that marijuana use somehow causes hard drug use. But a model developed by RAND Corp. researcher Andrew Morral demonstrates that these associations can be explained "without requiring a gateway effect." More likely, this federally funded study suggests, some people simply have an underlying propensity to try drugs, and start with what’s most readily available. Morral AR, McCaffrey D and Paddock S. Reassessing the Marijuana Gateway Effect. Addiction. December 2002. p. 1493-1504.

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I was especially struck by this one:

4) OOPS, MARIJUANA MAY PREVENT CANCER, (PART II) In a 1994 study the government tried to suppress, federal researchers gave mice and rats massive doses of THC, looking for cancers or other signs of toxicity. The rodents given THC lived longer and had fewer cancers, "in a dose-dependent manner" (i.e. the more THC they got, the fewer tumors). NTP Technical Report On The Toxicology And Carcinogenesis Studies Of 1-Trans- Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol, CAS No. 1972-08-3, In F344/N Rats And B6C3F(1) Mice, Gavage Studies. See also, "Medical Marijuana: Unpublished Federal Study Found THC-Treated Rats Lived Longer, Had Less Cancer," AIDS Treatment News no. 263, Jan. 17, 1997.