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For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Misky,

Thank you for the wind-up maple syrup dispenser. The way it lurches around the breakfast table pouring syrup on pancakes and waffles is darling. Unfortunately, every time I serve eggs it tries to fertilize them.

Your loving niece,

Ouish